Twas The Night Before Christmas
When all through the house, not a creature was stirring, except for our unintentional pet mouse. We sat there very bored, Flimsy looking so neato, we decided to eat, and get some burritos. We laughed very hard, margaritas we drank, I watched Flimsy down a whole pitcher, like putting gas in a tank. We said our farewells, there was money to pay, we hopped into the Hyundai® , our economy four door sleigh. We arrived to the house, no one was with us, so we decided to get real, and watch movies with Bruce Willis. Die Hard one and three to celebrate Christ, we got real classy, and drank vodka with Sprite.
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