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The only people I follow on Tumblr are my sister, a few friends, and Kim Jong-il looking at things. Just FYI.

Feb 23rd

Top 2 Favorite

Mega Bus Employee Quotes “And if you use the front stair case while the bus is in motion, you will not get hurt, you will get dead” “Arriving at Philadelphia at 11:40pm, and if you on dis bus, but you ain’t going to Philadelphia, may God help you” And then he dropped the mic. and walked off the bus.

Feb 23rd

Feb 6th

“The Hawt man is crazy The Hawt man is crazy The Hawt man is crazy The Hawt man...”

– Do you know Chris?

Feb 4th

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Jan 25th

Flimsy Agreed

To go to work for me today. We shaved a widows peke into his head, drew circles under his eyes, set him up on some stilts, and gave him my pants, shirt, and tie. They’ll never know!

Jan 23rd

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Jan 13th

Jan 5th

Twas The Night Before Christmas

When all through the house, not a creature was stirring, except for our unintentional pet mouse. We sat there very bored, Flimsy looking so neato, we decided to eat, and get some burritos. We laughed very hard, margaritas we drank, I watched Flimsy down a whole pitcher, like putting gas in a tank. We said our farewells, there was money to pay, we hopped into the Hyundai® , our economy four door...

Jan 5th

“Corn Flakes are going out of business”

– Flimsy News Flash

Jan 4th

It's Official - I'm Letting Everyone Know Tonight

My client looks like Doc from Back To The Future. I mean….identical. Same looks and same personality. Yup. Same guy. He’s my client. Switching lanes at 88mph.

Dec 30th

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Dec 20th

I have a lot going on in my mind

I just don’t know how to put it in words at the moment. Sorry.

Dec 19th

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Dec 13th

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Dec 12th

Dec 9th

Would you....

Me: ...consider yourself a gamer?
Flimsy: I'd consider myself a social path.
Me: Ha, sociopath? 
Flimsy: Ha, that's what I meant.

Dec 9th

“Wait til I have kids. I didn’t know I was suppose to feed these things!”

– Flimsy

Dec 9th

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This past Thursday night I went to sleep nice and early like any other normal Thursday night, but not to get up to go to work the next day. I was getting a nice full night of sleep so I could bust caps at the shooting range, go out to lunch, and to go NYC to see Koze with Pillow Man MD, and I did just that. I arrived at the shooting range and rented my new favorite gun Walther PPS in 9mm. Just...

Dec 6th

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Koze. Same awesome light setup from Ellen Allien in July.

Dec 6th

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Robot Man. Brooklyn.

Dec 5th

Dec 1st

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Flimsy doesn’t need to say he’s winning. It’s all about the fist. Duh.

Nov 30th

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November / Real Early

Nov 30th

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November / Early

Nov 30th

Nov 27th

I Am Very Thankful For

-My family (I love them so much). - My friends/crew from the past and present. - Flimsy. - 1st and 2nd Amendments. -My experiences in my travels in the last year or so. - My job, my bosses, my co-workers, and clients (I have learned so much). - My big kid bed. - Access to heat, AC, water, and food. - My Korean economy spaceship. What else could I ask for?

Nov 25th

Nov 24th

“dude holy shit personalized porn im gettin on this when i get back to the city...”

– Yup…He said it all.

Nov 24th

Accents Are NEAT (Esqu Me?)

Flimsy: This book had all these x-ray images of things stuck up people's butts. One was a an x-ray of a Buzz Lightyear action figure stuck up someone's ass. Like how did it get up there?
Me: Well how do you think man?!
Flimsy: I don't know, probably too cheap for deal-dos.
Me: You mean dildos?
Flimsy: Yeah, deal-dos

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