All hotel bathrooms in DC come with a secure line to the president.

Yawl can hate all yawl want. I’m not really into this genre, but I love it at 3:15 til the top and some more. 

To go to work for me today. We shaved a widows peke into his head, drew circles under his eyes, set him up on some stilts, and gave him my pants, shirt, and tie. They’ll never know! 

My crew

Pretty cool. 

It’s edited so well. 

Have we all just forgot about Huey? Throwing down at 3:22. 

Please only view this photo when listening to this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sdNJ5G2In0  thank you. 

This went down in the kitchen lastnight. Yawl know Spec Ops “Chris”? Peep those tactical slippers.

When all through the house, not a creature was stirring, except for our unintentional pet mouse. We sat there very bored, Flimsy looking so neato, we decided to eat, and get some burritos. We laughed very hard, margaritas we drank, I watched Flimsy down a whole pitcher, like putting gas in a tank. We said our farewells, there was money to pay, we hopped into the  Hyundai® , our economy four door sleigh. We arrived to the house, no one was with us, so we decided to get real, and watch movies with Bruce Willis. Die Hard one and three to celebrate Christ, we got real classy, and drank vodka with Sprite. 

THE END

My client looks like Doc from Back To The Future. I mean….identical. Same looks and same personality. Yup. Same guy. He’s my client. Switching lanes at 88mph.